Episode 8 | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Sunday, 3/25/2012

SHOW SUMMARY: Episode 8 finds Charlotte and Lieutenant Rocka continuing their discussion from the previous show on The Lorax, American obsessions with being tan, the powers of Vitamin D on Backne, the heat in Arizona in summer, Car Barbecue techniques, CSI: Toolbox, the temperature at which human brains boil and Orange People.

Released on 3/25, the duration of this show is like 18 minutes or so.

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Episode 7 | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Saturday, 3/24/2012


Show Summary: Episode Seven commences with the conclusion of Charlotte’s story about her ejection from the premises of an adult store, Andrew Dice Clay smokes and discusses the white van speaker scam.

Lieutenant Rocka reacts to an ill-advised, environmentally insensitive campaign featuring the Lorax in downtown Phoenix, which spurred the good Lieutenant to write a letter to the editor of the Arizona Republic regarding seventy Clear Channel electronic billboards. Episode seven runs for 18 minutes and 22 seconds. It was recorded Thursday night, 3/22 and was mixed and uploaded on Saturday, 3/24.

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Episode 6 | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Friday, 3/23/2012



Show Summary: Episode Six of The New Lieutenant Rocka Show features an interesting trip to Fascinations, the White Van Speaker Scam, Pyramid and Ponzi Schemes, and so much more. It runs for eighteen minutes. It was recorded on Thursday night, 3/22 and uploaded to iTunes on Saturday 3/24.


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Episode 5 | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Released: Thursday, 3/22/2012


Duration: 23:39

Show Summary: Episode Five once again stars Lieutenant Rocka and guest host Charlotte in a jam-packed 24 minute action-packed adventure starring Flying Attack Cacti with shooting needles, burning ants with magnifying glasses, a one hundred McNugget per day training regimen, Doctor Doolittle and other stuff.

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Episode 4 | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Released: Wednesday, March 21st, 2012


Duration: 24 minutes

Show Summary: Episode 4 features philosophical questions from Lieutenant Rocka and Charlotte that would make Socrates, Plato and Aristotle poop a chimney. A stadium of animals voting on whether or not we get into heaven? Coke and McDonald’s sponsoring the 2012 Olympics? Could it be that all we are is Dorito Dust in the Wind? I close… my… eyes. Cloning, Obese Chasers, Citizen Arrests for ‘Pants on the Ground’, Lieutenant getting tossed in the slammer in five states. Episode 4 of The New Lieutenant Rocka Show runs for 24 minutes. Visit us online at LieutenantRocka.com or email at lieutenantrocka [at] gmail [dot] com

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Episode 3 | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012



Show Summary: Freshy fresh Spring Equinox Episode 3 is filled with joy, sunshine, tattoo removal and Long Duck Dong. The newly trimmed down show finds a streamlined, action-packed podcast featuring the Lieutenant and Charlotte. Call waiting has been completely deactivated and eavesdrop-proof.

Topics include: Sinjin Smith, Prince vs. The Year 2000, Jeffrey Ross, Skeletor, Long Duck Dong, Biggie Smalls, sentences floating out into the hemisphere, The Triple E’ strategy at a job you hate and Face Crook HR Director password thieves.

Episode Tray runs a shade ova 24 minz. It was recorded Tuesday night, March 20th in Phoenix. We be back with more episodes all week. In the meantime visit online at LieutenantRocka.com. Thanks for listening!

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Episode Two | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Recorded: Thursday night, March 15th, 2012

Show summary: In Episode Two, Lieutenant Rocka is once again joined by special guest Charlotte to discuss the night that Steve-O and 50 Cent stole Lieutenant’s girlfriend in the back of the Jimmy Kimmel Show, along with his job in New York working for a super shady gambling tout service. Other topics include shopping carts, March Madness and the political climate in Arizona in 2012.

Episode Two was recorded Thursday night, March 15th and runs for 66 minutes. Thanks for listening and have a great weekend!


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Episode One | The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

Recorded: Tuesday night, March 13, 2012


Show Summary: In the premiere episode of ‘The New Lieutenant Rocka show’, your host is joined by special guest Charlotte to discuss a wide variety of topics, including Einstein Bagels and Starbucks, crazy ass jobs, Las Vegas, becoming a Vegetarian, Bill Cosby, the presidential race and much more!

Episode One was recorded live from Phoenix, Arizona on Tuesday night, March 12th, 2012.  Thanks for listening and have a terrific day! The New Lieutenant Rocka Show

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